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i'm tomodachi lifeing it up. living the dream you could say. ACTUALLY living the dream because this has been my dream since i was in elementary school. i didn't have a 3ds growing up but my good friend did and she had tomodachi life and i was sooooooo jealous so!! this was big for me needless to say. do i have anything to say about it though...lemme think. ok maybe i don't. actually a perfect game. i'm having so muuuch fuunnnnn ^_^
ok what to talk about what to talk about....hm. should i talk about the movie i saw last night or no. is this blog just gonna turn into a movie review blog....oh well. i saw The Mummy (of The Mummy fame) last nighttttt. it is NOT a good movie. i liked the cgi if i'm being so honest but there were kind of noooo redeeming qualities...sad! because if you wanted an action movie there are a million other action movies that are. better. the whole movie is 'i could be watching mad max 2 right now'. maybe this is just because i don't like Brendan Fraser. but yeah it's a very popular movie of course of course but in this instance i just don't get ittt. sorry.
wowwwww i'm being so brief today. maybe it's because it's 7am and i'm still half asleep. my brain hasn't fully booted up yet i suppose. uhm. what else to say. i burnt my lawn yesterday aka introduced a controlled burn. controlled via a very weak hose that was barely breathing coughing up tiny amounts of water, shaky breaths etc. we were definitely stretching her too far. but it's ok because it didn't end up spreading hashtag we got luckyyyyyy. World is Beautiful.
i have the cat extension for MEOW PLAYGROUND the WONDERFUL BROWSER GAME. so i have little cats on my screen...but yeah they talk to you and one of mine has started saying 'i hate water'. does anyone know why this is...i thought it a tad strange. yarrrrrr i named 1 of them mountain deaw and the other critereoncollection and they are constantly starving because i forget to feed them. and they fight and throw rocks at each other. #mybrokenhousehold
hmmmmm tangent. you can set little reminders that the cats will tell you like 'drink water' and a few months ago i set mine to an interview question from the space ghost david byrne interview...shout out space ghost coast to coast. space ghost coast to coast!! sorry that will only make sense to me. but anyways the question was just a confusing syntax thing that was intentionally unanswerable so i wanted to try to think of how to answer it and it's been a long time and i still haven't figured out a good answer. uhmmm let's see. 'yes it is i hope it is not the last' followed by 'what do you mean by it?'...where's a concise answer to that. there are two 'it's in that sentence. whatever......whateverrrrrrr ok
criterioncollection is saying 'why no food why' and 'the hew mon doesn't feed me'. i named myself the hew mon. ok maybe i will take pity on her and feed her for the first time in weeks......there there criterioncollection......she ate cheese and said 'meow meow ^^'. i HIGHLY recommend this browser extension. 5/5 stars.
THE WORLD IS TO DIG IS SO GOOD!!!!!!! yayyyyyy yay yayy yay yay yay!!!! i got hit with a they might be giants beam guys....this album is so good. wow. i love it when music is good and i can listen to it and think wowwwww this is really good. ok ok um THOUGHTS. back in los angeles blew me away and am i crazy or was JL doing a little bit of a jimmy stewart thing there? i think i'm crazy actually i made that up. but yeah it's silly with the references....americans do this all the time in real life unfortunately. wu-tang.....yessss i remember when that came out i did like it but i wasn't ecstatic over it or anything. but listening to it with the full album is a different experience. sleep's older sister is GREAT that was probably my favorite out of the early releases (sorry overnight sensation). je n'en ai pas was great as wellll as someone who sorta kinda speaks french it did make me giggle listening to it the first time. OUAISSSSSS!!!!! love these guys. outside brain after that was a good pacing choice methinks. let's fall in lava might be my favorite song of the whole album it makes me jump for joy! like yesssss let's kill ourselves. and i do appreciate a good classic they might be giants pun song. telescope was really cutes and i loved the instrumentations. the short songs on tmbg albums are always sorta woodland-creature like. telescope is like a little squirrel or something. anyways GARBAGE IN also a contender for my favorite song of the album! i feel like the full weight of this one hasn't really hit me yet but listening to it i can't help but love it already...wowzers. get down, another good double-entendre/pun song which i'm now realizing is a lot of tmbg songs. taking a well known phrase and twisting it a little. this is plentiful in their discography if you squint a little and turn the knob towards recognize patterns. new wave will never die was funnn as hell and following it up with overnight sensation made me laugh. overnight sensation is fantastic of course...i had it stuck in my head for at least 4 days after it released the first time. it really is just a good solid earworm. i want a hit record yeah...number one. ohhh wait now that i think about it character flaw may also be a contender for my favorite song...hmmmmm hmm hm hmmm. it's just too good guys. the instrumentation worked really well together i think ... JL's vocals also really awesome yes of course and i also loved the JF background vocals (always but especially in this one). It's just a good timeeeee this album is a really fun time. hit the ground also has some really cool moments musically....yess the lyrics also. it's all fitting together to me in this one. something about this one is slotting together. scintillating. makes me feel like i've gotten a caffiene rush or something. what you get also gives me this feeling it's like uhmmm fizzy. effervescent. owch. but it's fun. just a good song ok it's just a good song nothing crazy. NOTHING crazy. just a song. ok. ? SLOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SLOW ATTACK OW OW OW OW OW. slow is SO wow. wowwwwww wait i can't talk sorry i'm listening to it right now. people are right for liking this one i mean wow. wow. also haha can't keep johnny down jumpscare. that made me jump a little when i first heard it.....EVIL can't keep johnny down. in the dead mall IN THE DEAD MALL.......wait this one. yessss. love this one.
solid rock-song wise but the lyrics also caught me a little? if you know what a mean. caught like in a net like a fish. cool wet air and whatnot. it's a good song. a good strong healthy young girl. this song could never get tuberculosis. what the cat dragged in was a fun time! just wow so fun like a bouncy castle or something. i'd love to see it live....hm. hms hmmm hmmms. almost musical-y? i dunno. it's a good one. more sickly than in the dead mall though....what the cat dragged in could probably catch TB. i didn't really like they might be feral the first time i heard it but i'm coming around. it's a good closer! a shiny blue bow. or maybe more of an indigo. but yeah i wasn't sure about the instrumention but on second thought i think it works. the verse is nice. it made me laugh. but YES ok this album. yeah ...the albummmmmmmmm. love this album. man i just like they might be giants....sorry for liking a band...yeah but i was excited hearing all of the individual releases but hearing it all together.....YEAH THIS IS A GOOD ALBUM. it all works. obviously i've had some indecision issues pertaining to my favorite songggg.....uhm i guess i'll say character flawwww? that's subject to change. anyways GOOD ALBUM. GOOD. i know people don't like the cover but i thought it was cuuuuuute honestly. and also honestly. anything's better than BOOK. yeah. but yes a SOLID meal for us theymightbegiantsers. NO bad songs or even like....mediocre ones. i liked them alllllll which is pretty impressive! they all had at least some interest i suppose. yes. you should give it a listen it's THE WORLD IS TO DIG by THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS.
do i have ANYTHING else to say. sorry if that previous paragraph (mega paragraph....) was sorta stream-of-consciousness i'm borderline delirious with exhaustion right now and also listening to music which is distracting. call it an experimental piece on the depths of the human mind....yes. realizing i say yes a lot when writing. hm. is that good or no. swagever. uhm i re-watched the film Brazil recently should i talk about that. being so honest i don't have muuuuuch to say. i like when they shrunk real life rob deniro down to 2 inches with a shrink ray to do the ziplining shots. but yeah if you HAVEN'T seen BRAZIL you SHOULD! it's just. such an experience and i feel like i don't see people talking about it compared to other films in its genre and style-sphere...like guys she's right there why won't you listen to what she has to say? silencing women's voices? just kidding this is a movie about men. they do the 80s/90s things where they lesbian-code the love interest Jill to make it seem wait i need to start saying nice things about this movie instead of my only criticism actually because it's genuinely one of my favorites ever. uh-oh is this turning you off on Brazil....NO...watch Brazil just trust me on this one. It's good. but yeah the lesbian-coding of heterosexual love interests to make them seem more inaccessable question mark (this is especially done with hard-to-get-mean-woman-who-you're-gonna-somehow-win-over-by-pestering-her-endlessly-wow-totally-not-wish-fufillment-haha characters, also a 80s trope)? does nottt work methinks it just makes me mad at the guy. leave her alone for reals. also of course compounded by the fact that his infatuation with her SPOILERS->ends up getting her tortured and killed? ok. but yeah i'd definitely draw a parallel to like...Maggie from northern exposure. if you know her you'll get the picture pretty quick i assume. uhhh uhm ok i ended up talking about Brazil anyways i suppose...sighs. BYE-BYE MY BLOGLINGS!!!
ok uhm. hi again! i just realized i should probably add the very first blog post from the original blog back in 2024 to this one. for continuity purposes. it was about snails. sighhhhsss honestly the way i've coded this blog is kinda really tedious. it's not too bad now but it's gonna suck big time to update this once there's a lot of pages. essentially because i've decided to put the WAIT I'M GONNA INTERRUPT THIS SENTENCE BCAUSE I JUST NOW REALIZED A WAY TO MAKE IT BETTER. godddd wait it's gonna be sooooo easy once i do this one thing. be right back.
heyyyy i'm back and now the blog is way easier to update. wait what was my sentence from earlier...ok so essentially i had it so pages had ids like 1, 2, 3 and so on, and the 'first page' aka the page that is on top and shows up first was id="1". and my javascript thingamajigs that execute the page switches corresponded to those numbers, so to show page 3 the javascript was called show3(). but this meant that everrryyy time i wanted to create a NEW page 1, so every time i updated, i would have to manually roll back every number. change page 1 to 2, page 2 to 3 and so on and so forth. and this was annoyinngggggggg as hell but i just fixed it and i can't believe i didn't think of this earlier. all i did was make the LAST page, so the FIRST entry be id="1". so it counts upwards and i don't have to switch everything around when i want a new page. i can just call it 4 if the last one was 3. so you see.
what else. OHhhh wait there's something. ok. so i am the holder of a lot of extremely trivial knowledge and i very rarely get to use most of it but something lined up a few days ago that made me ridiculously excited. and only i would ever care about this but it was a beautiful moment for me nonetheless. our theater was showing Galaxy Quest so of course i had to go see it. and i had not seen Galaxy Quest for a whiiiiile but i remember liking it of course of course. and during the first act of the film at Tim Allen's Los Angeles household i gasped out loud in the theater because oh my goddddd i recognize that goddamned house!!!! that's the house from episode 1 of Columbo not really epsiode 1 actually a movie that was later syndicated as episode 1 when they wanted to make it a television program 'Prescription: Murder'!!!!! that's where the first Columbo gotcha moment happens right there in that pool!!!! that's katherine justice's character lives surrounded by abstract animal statues to symbolize her emotionality in contrast to gene barry aka dr. flemming's harsh clinical edge and his position as a medical authority cementing years to come of emotionless somewhat deluded bourgeois Columbo killers!!!!!! wowwwwww anyways. yeah that episode's great albeit kinda sexist i could go onnnn but i won't. Galaxy Quest is a fantastic movie and it's one of the films where you do just think oh. this is perfect. not that it's high art or whatever but there's kind of no way you could improve on this. yeah. Tony Shalhoub's character reminded me of during the pandemic when i had made a snowman and named it Tony Shalhoub. that was when i was watching 'Wings' though. ok bye!
heyyyy howsit going. this is the first blog entry since i updated the format! yay for the first real one! ok uhhh let's seeeeee what should i talk about....i saw the John Carpenter film 'The Fog' last night. I went in expecting Christine-level shenanigans (a horror movie about fog???) and i admit i was a bit disappointed. it was decent, definitely with the Carpenter touches. the music was nice. there weren't many good scares, which was disappointing, because if there's no cheese and extravagance i do at least expect some genuine spookiness. i spent the first 20 minutes of the movie confused as to how Janet Leigh looked so young for her age (didn't i just see her as an old woman in that Columbo episode from the mid-seventies? she looks 35...) before realizing i had mistaken Adrienne Barbeau for Leigh. oopsies. Barbeau was great, i thought her character as the sultry radio host was interesting because. yeah. you really don't think about that character archetype outside of the radio setting. my biggest gripe was that the fog didn't kill people...with a movie called 'The Fog' you expect it to be evil fog but they took the easy way out having zombie pirates who just...emerge from the fog. i got reallly upset when they started smashing that stained glass...you're not that good of a movie you don't get to do that to her. also hey, Jamie Lee Curtis AND Janet Leigh in the same movie and they barely even interact? wonder why that was.
okkk enough. what else is there to say. it's Easter! my family never celebrated easter as a kid and i remember going to other kids' houses and seeing that they had gotten egg baskets and fancy stuff and i just assumed they were extremely rich. i didn't know that was normal for most of my life honestly. easter is a nothing holiday to me so i don't have much to say about it i suppose. i do think those little chocolate egg things are delicious though.
ahhh it's also star trek first contact day. aka the....-37th anniversary? of the exact day in star trek canon where we make first contact with the aliens. the vulcans. i will admit i knew this before i knew it was easter. hashtag embarassing. so...37 years left huh. and artemis ii is going where no one has gone before as i write this. although we are way behind according to star trek canon on our history mdr. we should've had the eugenics wars, what, 30 years ago? and of course the bell riots in 2024. oh well. star trek: first contact is admittedly the best tng film but that doesn't make it good in my opinionnn. i'd take star trek v over any tng film every day of the week.
had a long talk today about the experience of being told you look like a celebrity. main takeaways are people are almost never right about this kind of thing. the thing is that various features will immediately lock you into Only Being Compared to People With That Feature. such as blonde hair, red hair, a buzzcut, glasses, etc. if you wear glasses and look exactly like Jimmy Stewart no one is going to be comparing you to Jimmy Stewart they're gonna be saying 'you look like Woody Allen' or whoever. hair color, skin color, hair length and general silhouette are the most important determining factors methinks. it's much more of a if-you-squint type deal.
okkk so this is obviously a work in progress. but i'm borrredd so i wanted to start writing an entry pertaining to this AGPTEK mp3 player and how i learned to put videos on it! this is some verry niche knowledge but i might as well share it right.
okkk so. if you own one of these thingamajigs you probably noticed that there's a "video" function within the toolbox. maybe you tried to put an mp4 in it and were hit with the error message. and who cares right?? no one wants to watch anything on this tiny ass mp3 player screen. but if you're like me you bring this thing with you everywhere so it's kinda cool to be able to store video on it....i dunno! i've had fun with it!
according to the manual the mp3 player only supports "160*128" video. i assumed that meant the dimensions...but changing the dimensions didn't work. the manual says there's a program (amvtransform) that comes with the device that'll help you convert the files so the player can read them...and i dunno about you but i did not have this. this manual is from 2016 so maybe it's a little out of date?
soooo i guess the format they want the videos in is .amv which is a largely obsolete file format that is a little difficult to find good software for! so maybe we're boned except we're actually not because you just have to download ffmpeg and do a little silliness there. i did not figure this out on my own btw this is mostly thanks to this very helpful reddit thread where i got the commands to do this process. with a few tweaks. so stay tuned.
okkk! so if you go to ffmpeg.org you can download it from there. and once you've got that all figured out and you've opened command prompt or your computer's equivalent we can use these commands. the original reddit ones were methinks for a different mp3 player because they flip it for no reason....but regardless here's the ones i used.
ffmpeg -i FILENAME.mp4 -vf "scale=-2:128, crop=160:128" -r 16 -acodec pcm_s16le -ar 22050 -pix_fmt yuvj420p -c:v mjpeg -q:v 2 DESTINATION.avi
sooooo this turns your file into a .avi which uhhhhh i guess NOT what we're looking for but i was to scared to change anything for fear i'd mess everything up. if you are smarter than me maybe you can figure that out!! and also? protip hashtag learnfrommymistakes? name all your mp4s somethinglikethis.mp4 and not Something like this.mp4 because it'll get mad at you if there's spaces. and also the "filename.mp4" should include the path to the file. like "C:\users\username\downloads\filename.mp4". you can just copy the path from within your files and paste it into command center. annnd of course all of your .avi files will then end up in your C: unless you put a destination there too but that's too much work for very little reward methinks! you can always just move them later :3
.avis aren't as obscure as .amvs but both have definitely fallen out of favor so the only converter i could find is one with ads and a daily limit. which sucks but i just spaced out all of my files throughout a couple of days and it was fine. this converter also doesnt do long videos but you can always just split those up into parts.
uuhh uhhh uhh i think that's it!! if anyone who is doing this very specific thing actually finds and reads this....waow. that would make me feel like i was on some sort of holy mission or something. but that probably won't happen unless its causal and this blog entry made you want to go out and buy this mp3 player. but yeah uhm if you do follow these instructions and are having trouble don't be afraid to leave a message on my guestbook! i might not be able to help but we could bond over our shared mp3 player ownership. set them up on a playdate or something. but i hope you do succeed!! it's fun watching tmbg tv segments on a screen smaller than a matchbox...like God intended. so yeahhh ! ok? cool? ok bye!
and here's a little postscript :) if you've read the manual you might know it recommends the discontinued sony software MediaGo for organizing music and playlists,,,and i CANNOT recommend this software enough ok...it was a lifesaver for me.....as aforementioned it is discontinued but there's a download for it on the internet archive (god bless the internet archive amiright guys)....so yeah that's it!
note: this entry was originally printed with the title 'snails are actually so cool it's unreal'
I FREAKING LOVE SNAILS. they are so epic and underappreciated. when i was little i was one of those kids who would go outside after it rained and pick up the snails, worms, and slugs from the sidewalk and put them back in the grass, and methinks that's where my love for them began...
keep in mind all info in this entry applies to only some types of snail. there are many many many different variants all with different attributes, so there will be exceptions to almost all of these phenomena. i'm mostly referring to land snails because they're what i know most about, as well.
regular garden snails have around 14,000 teeth, although teeth maybe isn't the correct word for them...? they have a retractable tongue called a radula that they use to scrape food, which has tons of tiny protrusions to aid in this process. the radular teeth go in a <<< pattern, with a central tooth along with some lateral and marginal teeth on each side, symmetrically. this is caculated in a radular formula which i will not be going into because it's math (ew).
the body consists of one foot which secretes mucus to propel itself and the shell, which holds all of the guts and stuff. this is why you should never pick up a snail by its shell. the shell is its armor and protects all of the important stuff, much like the ribcage in humans. the shell is also NOT REMOVABLE!!!! if i have to hear the phrase "come out of your shell" one more time in reference to snails i am going to hurt somebody. they are born with the shell on (it's really cute cause it's translucent when they're babies :3) and often die if it cracks!!!!! if you are thinking of keeping a snail as a pet, keep in mind that having elevated spaces in their terrarium where they could fall onto something hard is dangerous if their shell is in a fragile state. to keep it strong, you should provide them with a cuttlebone for them to scrape the calcium off of!!! but yeah.... snails never leave their shells! that is part of their body! the phrase can also refer to hermit crabs, who DO leave their shells, although they find new ones because that's like...their house, i think. but more often than not i see it referencing snails and that makes me feel like biting people. to reiterate, when picking up a snail, you should let them climb onto your hand like that one meme format. don't pick them up by the shell.
during the mating process, snails shoot "love darts" into each other, which historians think *may* have inspired the eros/cupid arrow stories in greek and roman mythology!! love darting is a form of sexual selection that occurs in the courtship period of reproduction, and occurs in hermaphroditic (posessing both male and female reproductive organs) snails.
a love dart is very small, although proportianally the length of an arm to a snail though varying in size, and is made up of calcium. during the mating process, both snails will attempt to lodge one or more darts (which are produced in the dart sac) into the other. they aren't literally fired through the air, but instead transferred while both snails are in contact with each other. love darting is not a form of sperm transfer, but instead part of the courtship. likelyhood of two snails reproducing often depends on whether they have been able to dart each other.
snails have two eye stalks which allow them to see further and with more flexibility. they also have little, shorter stalks on the front of their foot that act as nostrils. another PSA: snail eyes are ON THE STALKS....they do NOT have eyes on their foot. about 60% of cartoon snail artwork portrays them with eyes on their foot, from my experience. which is not anatomically correct. and besides, it looks way cooler and is fun to stylize when they have them on the stalks. i can forgive the cartoon mouths on them, but the foot eyes are beyond me.
anyways, that's it! because i'm sharing facts here, feel free to correct me in my guestbook if you see anything wrong <3
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