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The stars are getting in and out of automobiles / And we keep wondering when we're gonna feel something real / Keep waiting for a Santa that'll never come / A real party not just people who're faking fun / But everything gets erased before it's even said / And all that glitters isn't gold when inside it's dead / All that glitters is not gold / All that glitters is not gold / All that glitters is not gold / All that glitters is not gold / I went to yr concert and I didn't feel anything / I went to yr concert and I didn't hear anything / I went to yr concert and I didn't feel anything / I went to yr concert and I didn't see anything / (oh baby) why won't you talk to me? / (oh baby) you just want me empty! / (oh baby) you don't say anything! / (oh baby) why won't you answer me? All that glitters is not gold / I sat thru yr movie but I didn't see anything / I went to yr comedy club and didn't laugh at all / I went to yr movie and I didn't hear anything / I went to yr concert and there was nothing going on / You don't say, you don't say / You don't say anything......... /

Pickled asparagus is asparagus soaked in vinegar. It's also the title of this here webpage. Since you somehow made your way here...why not stay a while?

You can call me Bobana. I started this website back in 2024 as a means of honing my (at that point nonexistent) coding skills. I'm purely a hobbyist, but I'm pretty happy with the way things are turning out so far...!

Here's a little 'Meet the Webmaster':

I'm 5'5"
My favorite food is shrimp and grits
My favorite animal is the snail...
My hobbies include drawing, reading, writing, playing the cello, baking bread, and html+css naturally (javascript still evades me)!
I like to read mid-century sci-fi (I <3 THEODORE STURGEON) as well as uhhh 'the classics' I suppose. Some of my favorite books include Oranges are Not the Only Fruit by Jeanette Winterson, Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut, Goethe's Faust and The Princess Bride by William Goldman.
I am a big Star Trek fan (favorites are VOY and TOS), but other than that my favorite television programs are Columbo, MST3K, Northern Exposure, Seinfeld and Twin Peaks.
I looove a good walk...I'm primarily a night walk taker because the sun hurts my brain but I spend like 50% of my free time just walkin around.
As for my favorite movies...Brazil (1985), True Stories (1986), Jesus Christ Superstar (1971), Phantom of the Paradise (1974), Castle Freak (1995), Godzilla (1954), Stop Making Sense (1984), Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979), The Night is Short, Walk On Girl (2017), Sorcerer (1977), The Children's Hour (1961), Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992), The Wind Rises (2013) and Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975)...just to name a few.
You can check out my shrines page for some more in-depth music stuff, but overall...My favorite bands are Talking Heads and They Might Be Giants, I like new wave such as Devo and Gary Numan, and as for just a straight-up listing of artists I like; hemlocke springs, Bikini Kill, the Butchies, cub, Black Box Recorder, Johnny Cash, the Indigo Girls, David Byrne, Jamie Paige, CAKE, ABBA, Le Tigre, The Magnetic Fields, Sexy Finger Champs, CCR, Xray Spex, Woody Guthrie, Dressy Bessy, Robert Palmer (except like 30% of his stuff I absolutely despise and I don't use that word lightly. And the rest I really like) and more...

check it out: a quiz!